Odin's Flatmate
Listening to Frank Sinatra on vinyl, drinking Glenlivet 12 year scotch, and writing on my typewriter. My evening has started awesome.
Was just asked if I happened to have a fully stocked first aid kit in my car. I haven’t laughed that hard in ages.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

alayshalifts:

dead

YOU HAVE A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION

This is gorgeous.

Decisions Made

Alright.  This post is going to be a little long, so the full deal will continue after the bump.

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Making some major life changes in the next couple of weeks. Stay tuned for a long post about it. I’m pretty damn excited.

Was in a restaurant the other night where a kid was refusing to eat his food. The mother reached into a bag of oldest lines ever and said “you know there are starving children in Africa who would love to have that meal.” For a moment, the boy said nothing. Then, the skies opened up and a sarcasm prophet was born as he said “name one.”
If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.

wolveswagen:

pleatedjeans:

This is Why We Have Dogs (22 Pics)

Dogs are the best

Better than people.