Listening to Frank Sinatra on vinyl, drinking Glenlivet 12 year scotch, and writing on my typewriter. My evening has started awesome.
Was just asked if I happened to have a fully stocked first aid kit in my car. I haven’t laughed that hard in ages.
Alright. This post is going to be a little long, so the full deal will continue after the bump.
Making some major life changes in the next couple of weeks. Stay tuned for a long post about it. I’m pretty damn excited.
Was in a restaurant the other night where a kid was refusing to eat his food. The mother reached into a bag of oldest lines ever and said “you know there are starving children in Africa who would love to have that meal.” For a moment, the boy said nothing. Then, the skies opened up and a sarcasm prophet was born as he said “name one.”
If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.